Stellar Valley Macro: Commander Vira Zwan
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temperedsteelLast companion to ...And Out to the Wilds, Serengeti Pt. 2.
Holy shit just look this goddamn brilliant SAMF* This is COMMANDER VIRA ZWAN!!! How far down do those spots go? None of your fucking business. Hikaru knows and Pavel might find out if he ever succeeds in charming her panties off...
Don't even think about sexually harassing her. She'll make sure you spent the rest of your pathetic days stationed on an all-male Vulcan monastery. And if you somehow manage to weasel your way out of it, don't let the cute spots fools you - she'll cut your ass with her Klingon mek'leth.
*That's SMART ASS MOTHER FUCKER for you slow people!
Holy shit just look this goddamn brilliant SAMF* This is COMMANDER VIRA ZWAN!!! How far down do those spots go? None of your fucking business. Don't even think about sexually harassing her. She'll make sure you spent the rest of your pathetic days stationed on an all-male Vulcan monastery. And if you somehow manage to weasel your way out of it, don't let the cute spots fools you - she'll cut your ass with her Klingon mek'leth.
*That's SMART ASS MOTHER FUCKER for you slow people!
